# Splatterxl

Sometimes I write computer programs. 🖥️ Contact me

I'm taking a break from online stuff these days. If you've been wondering where I've been or what happened to me, that's your answer. If you haven't, I don't mind.

About

There's not much to say. You might recognise my name from old Discord meta communities, or from Splatoon 2 leaderboards (which is where my username comes from).

These days, I don't keep tabs on this part of my life anymore. The best way to contact me is through my email linked above.

— splatter, 2026

Guestbook

I can't believe it's been over a year since I've touched this website... (as of March 2026)

Thank you to everyone who left a message on my guestbook since then! I've left a reply down below to any messages I thought warranted one:

  1. big nutty said:
    i like this website but it could use some tweaks :) [26 Dec 2024]
    Thanks for the kind words! I think web design is subjective though...
  2. anonymous lover said:
    cutie [31 Dec 2024]
    I wonder who this could be!
  3. Midnightz said:
    I adore this all :3 [02 Aug 2025]
    Thank you very much, stranger!
  4. While chloe originally said something much ruder, I moderated her message and now it reads like this:
    I love this awesome site! [08 Aug 2025]
    You can never really trust what you read on the Internet.
  5. Pancake said:
    It's been awhile [13 Aug 2025]
    It sure has been...
  6. dudis said:
    the fuck this website started to log me out of other websites why do I keep clicking buttons [28 Oct 2025]
    Have you learned your lesson now?
  7. myth said:
    zero out of ten website. i hack you. i take passwords. money gone. [20 Dec 2025]
    Then, unrelatedly, myth (reformed) said:
    i apologize. i am better man now. website is good. however i still hack you. [20 Dec 2025]

Well, it appears this website is unsafe to visit now. You'd better close the tab now, reader...

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